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Anonymous asked:

I have a bit of a silly question. How well would a dinosaur be able to hug a person? Their arms are angled the right way and everything 🤔

a-dinosaur-a-day answered:

Really depends on how long the arms are, and given so many dinosaurs had particularly short arms… but more than you think had long ones… so it’s *possible*. Among nonavians. Avians can’t hug. They can snuggle, nestle, etc. But not hug.

raptorcivilization

You could easily hug an azhdarchid, though

a-dinosaur-a-day

it would just be the last thing you ever do. or maybe you'd get lucky. maybe azhdarchids love hugs.

downthegenderriver

I shall hug every single dinosaur and none of you can stop me *builds time machine*

a-dinosaur-a-day

And this is the last anyone ever saw of xem

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evegwood

it’s HOURLY COMIC DAY!!!!!! featuring @spiremint and @elljwalker!!!!!!! this is my 9th year doing hourlies can you believe it. how time flies [skin is falling off my bones as i speak]

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people’s tags on this post are making my day, thank you for enjoying my hourlies!!! i’m not used to making comics that have people getting all sappy and warm, my webcomic is misery central so this is a nice experience

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toskarin

as a kid I had this little plastic toy rifle I found on the side of a road. for definitely good reason, my mom didn't like the idea of me having projectiles for it, so I just had a pretty harmless toy gun that made a snapping click sound when you pulled the trigger

but one day, I broke the flimsy plastic barrel and there was a metal rod inside that moved with the spring. and the spring was pretty strong.

which meant that what I now had was effectively a pilebunker/livestock bolt gun, and I proceeded to use it to punch little holes in wooden structures until my parents finally figured out where they were coming from and how blind they'd been to the danger

toskarin

I remember looking at it and getting dizzy with power thinking "if it can destroy wood... can it destroy a person...?" and then discarding that train of thought to go punch holes in a fence or something. but it could've been so much worse

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aftout

The only tiktok trend that matters is people filming those easter chickens and then going “who did ____ without permission?” and one of the chickens is so fucked up and its obvious who the answer is and the intro to You Gotta Move by Mississippi Fred McDowell is blasting

aftout

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LEAVE THESE ANIMALS ALONE!!!

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dekuinthelake

Interesting read. I had to lose over 100lbs for top surgery but that was before the study was published. Fucked they didn't tell this guy sooner. I was warned by Denver Health before I even got my consultation.

chartreuseschaos

They also enforce the weight loss mandate as a means to show them that 'you're really serious about this'. It's fucking disgusting is what it is.